For the last two days we have participated in the event de gras. Our children’s elementary school hosted a two day event whereby grandparents could come and see the classrooms, meet the teachers, see a class presentation & then eat a very special luncheon.
We picked our grampa up early for the special occasion. He was unsure of what expectations might be thrust upon him, but I reassured him, there were no displays of talents, jokes, swimsuit competition or performances expected of the grandpersons. I think I had muddled the original invitation by relating the recent Simpson’s episode where Grampa Simpson tells Bart’s class that he invented the “ter-let”. This got a laugh from our grampa, but then I think it made him wonder what he would say if prompted. Luckily, he was in the clear and obviously relieved, as I would have been were it me!
On day 1, our youngest put on a play. We then adjourned to the cafeteria for pizza (cheese, supreme or pep’), salad, fruit, and the hugest piece of white cake I have ever seen at a school. I was reprimanded by the lunchlady for allowing our son & his friend to share the cake. Apparently, a MAJOR lunchroom faux pas there.
The school was clever enough to coincide the annual book fair with the grandparents day. SMART marketing, but grampa was unaffected by this shameless pandering for school funds. He donated a dollar to the cause, though & the children were able to bring home a video game code guide. Grampa laughed with us as we all agreed it was a colossal rip-off at $9.00.
Day deux was a nice tour of our older son’s class We asked him to point out the smartest kids in class and the meanest kids in class. He obliged. We asked him to describe his works and point out which snowman was his. He again obliged. When conversation ran thin, he showed us he wasn’t wearing any socks explaining the recent rains had created a “mosh pit” on the soccer field that he stepped in. We asked where his socks were: backpack. I turned to my husband and said, “Remind me to get those out later” as we chuckled.
Day two’s menu was better than day one. I was reprimanded by the lunch lady for picking up my own tray as it was her gloved hand alone which was to serve. oops. I still said thank you. We had fried chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, fruit, & cake again. I ate my own cake this time and did not share.
We all took something away from the experience, and I don’t just mean cake or gravy stains from the lunch. There was a moment of clarity as we walked the oldest son walk away to recess leaving gigantic clomps of turf behind where grampa really sparkled with joy.